Things that go away at night

a lot.

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So anyway

I was going to say "Goodnight, kiddo"

but everyone is older than me

and also Jon says that

I said "kiddo" before he did

but not to him

but also everyone I know now is way too old for me to say that

Like

I would say that to someone 22 and under

I still think they're kids

but we'll see