Lots of wedding things happening.

I would hate to be proposed with a Magic card, I think

I might consider a grade 10 Black Lotus though.

But this girl had a Rings of Brighthearth

How awful is that?

Also... what's even worse is that it was altered and the text didn't even say what the card does

Instead, they had the same Magic card name but the text was about marriage

like no more loneliness and protection from something, I can't remember.

Also, my friend Brandon, who's 18, just got married.

Isn't that too young?

I don't know.

I really don't want a wedding where it looks like I'm wearing a high school homecoming dress in my backyard though.

I'm a mean person.