God, I am so hungry and sleepy.

This is not exaggeration

my stomach is constantly growling

I'm going to drink a bottle of water

.....

remember that one time I didn't eat for three weeks but decided to eat again because the guy I was with was starving and wouldn't accept food from me so I bought a sandwich, ate part of it and pretended that I was too full? oh pride... you get the best of men so easily

that was a 9 dollar sandwich too

i feel like i was being really nice that day