Do you know what drinking orange juice feels like?

It's like a cold rush of liquid that bursts into your mouth and then starts to tear apart the stitches holding the skin of your cheeks together. When enough skin has been pulled apart the orange juice burns the partially open wound with its citric acid. Then all you can do is apply some pressure to your cheeks in hope that it'll all be over soon.

Stupid orange juice.

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