I'm going to kill the next person who wakes me up before 11...

Don't text me so goddamn early**. And don't call me because I'll be too nervous to talk on the phone anyway unless you're doing so to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Bwahaha, but I'll probably be too tired to understand anyway.

I'm so angry!

I'm usually awake from 11AM to 3AM though.

**You may be my only exception to this.